Your parents are going to love me Now, no one says that you need to do any of these.
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The way to take your list of faves from drab to rad is avoid overdone, generic interests.
I don't even know how many swipes you get per day these days! Unfortunately, not everyone is born under a lucky star like Jerry Seinfeld or Eddie Murphy, and most of us could use some help when the time comes to be witty.